Saturday, July 12, 2008

Good Names For Lawyers

Target Practice

A fine example of reverse evolution

Scum-sucking bottom feeders

The Damned

A great argument for mandatory birth control

Merchants of Misery

Rats with briefcases

Blood-sucking vampires.

Truth Management Consultant

Legal Weasels

Ambulance Chasers

Cannon Fodder

Creatures from the bottom of the septic tank

Lie Engineers

THE TRUTHFULLY CHALLENGED

Uncivil servants

Vampires with telephones

Wallet snatchers

Boogers in the nose of life

Loophole Lizards Power Arrangers

Road Kill

Tapeworms

Money-sucking legal leeches

LEECHES

Legal thieves.

Speed Bumps

Boat Anchors

Lawiars

Shark bait

Six Feet Under